Druvika  (12 years ago)

KHUDA KI IBADAT ME WO EK DUA HAMARI HOGI
JISME MANGI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
JAB BHI KOI DASTAK SUNAI DE DIL PE TO SAMAGH LENA WO PYAR KI DASTAK HAMARI HOGI…………

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Wife – kitchen se -aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

Druvika  (12 years ago)

Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Druvika  (12 years ago)


Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…

Love4friends  (12 years ago)
Instead of fighting and proving Urself to Ur lovable ones,its better to stay away,Till they realise that no one cares for them more than u!! , good morning

Druvika  (12 years ago)
संता क्लास में हंस रहा था.
एक लड़का बोला – “चुप कर !”
संता बोला – “क्यों ? तू कौन है ?”
लड़का बोला – “मैं Monitor हूँ !”
संता बोला – “मैं CPU हूँ… अब बोल ?”

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha.
Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha: Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
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Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon....

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge? .
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.