Druvika  (12 years ago)
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
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Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko naacch se khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai....

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…
Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
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Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Malika Sherawat ek baar shooting k lie railway station gai.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Aapne usse 1000 Rs kiu die..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

Love4friends  (12 years ago)
"SPECIAL FRIEND" see " HEART 2 HEART " even when they dont see " EYE 2 EYE " you are very special 4 me because i always see you in my HEART........ GoOd MoRnInG , Hve a joy ful day

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Bar bar zindagi ko aazmaya hai hamne

Har pal har lamha sirf gam paya hai hamne

Anjane me Dil ke tukde usi ne kiye hai hamare

Dil ki gehraiyo me jise basaya hai hamne

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Gairon ko gale lagake woh bole,
Tu hai kasoorwar is rishtey
ki..

Tu hai gunhegaar mere dukhon ki,
kaun chahta hai apne
pyar ko kho dena,

lekin pas rhkr drd dene se bhla gir jau uski nigahon me

Druvika  (12 years ago)
Dur reh kar bhi teri fariyad karte hain

Apni tanhayi se tumhari baat karte hain

Tu bhul ja ya mujhe, mujh se ho juda

Par Har ghadi har pal tujhi ko yaad karte hain....