0ye tu chat karega chupchap se mere chai me shakkar mila dar hai ke nai mujhse

Na mein to shahrukh khan ke sath date pe ayi hun chat tu kar

me mast janiu suna

Humara v ho gaya ji 3 hr pehle he kahan ho kya kar rahe ho

good noon

Gud gudy m0rning dearhow r u lunch kiya

Gud nit sweet dreams

Tune pucha na idhar udhar ki baataisa to ladkiya puchti hai ke are bta idhar udhar kya chaling

Koun sa divisi0n first to hoga nai em sure

Mujhe chugli ki adat na haiaj kal ke ladko ko idhar udhar ke khabro me bada maza ane laga hai

Result all clear pura saaf matlab

Ariyan khud bhag jata hai mein kya karun uski biwi to na hun jo pallu se bandhe rakhu

Meine kha liya insani dimag wo v teraexam kaisa gaya

Are wahan b0re ho gayi ek he jagah ke taste me maza nai ata janab av yehan ka maza le wahan se v mast hai

S0rry will be accepted khana khaya

Aur meine to batane ki jarurat he na padegi ch0re wo to khud pure public me bta diya mere gb pe n u kn0w meri gb offical hai pvt nahi

Are saaf like diya ya likh diya

Tu to coke ka dhakkan hai re kya nahi dikha teko pehle saaf likh

T0p secret sawal mat puch

Tujhe life me khush h0ne ka m0uka he na milega kya jo bebaat pe itna khush hua ja raha hai