Hahaha bhai exam tu bus ten aj lucknow ka salman khan kahan ha

Malom nei mujy b aj thora fresh Feel ha

tu suna bhai kya chal raha ha exam finish ho gaye kya
Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay
away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya
peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya
peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko
maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza
aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hain
3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM
CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla
Station Santa cruz..Next Station
Santacruz
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta
hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain
ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir
chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de
rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka
khauf..
The number your trying is currently
switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo.
mama? Oh no. . Yah m so busy coz my job so many order
ab mai meri pic b nahi laga sakta

jalo aur jalko mere cute hone se jalte ho


Oh teri kher aby actor ban body wody bana han to pher tojy me invite krn ga yahan
