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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can,★*”*★,☆*
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☆╰♡╮Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
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...Think before you complain about…
Today before you think of saying an unkind word –
Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food –
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your friends –
Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life –
Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.
Before you argue about your dirty house,
someone didn’t clean or sweep –
Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive –
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job –
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another –
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down –
PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND
BE HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
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See how cute the sun is looking today. All to make your day more wonderful and happy. So get up, smile at the sun and start your day. Good Morning and have a wonderful day ahead.
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•❤•8 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES…
1) stay away from anger… It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence
and Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It brings fears…
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers.
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good things are always beautiful.
7)Happiness keeps you sweet so try and
be as happy from within as possible.
8)God has send us all in pairs…someone …somewhere is made for u…
so wait for the right time n right moment..
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Romantic relationships are based on expectations and responsibilities. Professional relationships are based on gains and losses. But friendship is based on smiles and laughter.
GOOD MORNING my frend
GOOD MORNING my frend
Whether it is a hangover, headache or sickness, even the worst of mornings become happy and cute when I think of friends like you. I hope this message makes you happy too. Good morning.
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◄♥☺❤☻Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Why do we let the silliest things get to us?
Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons?
In life our most valuable asset is our time,
because our time is something we can never get back.
Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter,
or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend,
and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.
During the hard times, during the pain,
stay humble, stay confident, stay polished,
stay joyous. Stay smiling....
Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Look
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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience.
As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question.
Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: ”How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm.
If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.
In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”
She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water.
Think about them for a while and nothing happens.
Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.
And if you think about them all day long,
you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses.
As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down.
Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night.
Remember to put the glass down!
Choose to be happy,
Choose to feel great,
Choose not to let things make you iritate.
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Depend on user..where he/she belongs...
Im an indian..so indian chat with me in hindi..
Im an indian..so indian chat with me in hindi..
Being a good person
does not depend on your
religion or status in life,
your race or skin colour,
political views or culture.
It depends on how good
you treat others
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“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”
Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
****SWEET DREAMS****
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╰★╮Smile
smilesmileit removes the tension of your file,
let there be even a huge pile,
you can complet them with a smile.
smile beautifies yeur face,
with it; you win a race,
let it be an unsolved case,
you can solve it with a smile on face
A Smile is a sign of Love,
A Smile is a sign of Care,
A Smile is a sign of Cheer,
A Smile is a sign of Trust,
A Smile shows how you can,
Be happy even in hard crust…
A Smile is a sign of Joy,
A Smile is a sign of Hope,
A Smile teaches you how you can,
Remove the clouds of Mope…
"Isn't it nice to think
that tomorrow is a new day
with no mistakes in it yet? "
****SMILING NIGHT****
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