☺Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaaraha tha.. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha- "Mandir Bada".. Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada" Pujari: "Dharti badi" Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada" Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" Pujari: "Shiv bada" Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat parkyon khada" Pujari: "Parbat bada" Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" Pujari: "Hanuman bada" Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada" Pujari: "Ram bada" Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada" Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada" . . . . . . Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada" ☺
If dreams weren't dreams and if dreams could cum true, I wouldn't be here, I would be with you! Distance is one thing that keeps us apart, but you are always in myHeart!°•°•♥ Good Night!
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3ke hai BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
☺☺♠♠♠♠♠♠♠Tu salamat rahe yehi duwa hai hamari Dosti ke liye sochna adat hai hmari Kabi musibat na aye dost tujh par Yahi harpal dil se duwa hai hamari.
☺☺bahut se ajnabi chehre yu nazaron ke samne aate hain kuch yaad rahte hain or kuch bhool jate hain kuch dost ban kar bhi daga de jaate hain kuch apna na ho kar bhi wafa kar jaate hain