Sis unki durdsha bayan karti hu

me vi mast hu
Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile
phone dena zara .. !
Husband : deta hoon.. ruko
jaaneman !!
Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone
me ..
Delete videos....
Delete pictures ...
Delete music ...
Delete private folder ..
Delete number ...
Delete SMS ...
Delete outgoing calls ..
Delete incoming calls ...
Delete mms ....
Delete whatsapp ...
Delete bbm ...
Delete ....
Delete ....
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FORMAT Memory card !!!
achha ye to batao... karogi kya
tum...??
Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha..
kitne baje hai abhi...
Husband : time ??!!!
puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar
aurat ... !!!

Shadi se pareshan ek Shayar ne likha
hai...
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"Maang bharne ki saza,
kuchh iss kadar paa raha hoon,
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"Maang bharne ki saza,
Kuchh iss kadar paa raha hoon,
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Ki Maang Poori karte karte,
Ab maang maang k kha raha hu " !!



hellooo rupjaan

so gyi kya aap

Ek baar ek helicopter ek gaon me gira or sb mr
gye...
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pappu or us k saare friends
maare gaye logo ko nikalne m lag gye ...
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or 600 dead bodies
bahar nikaal laaye...
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Saala samajh nahi aaya aisa konsa
helicopter tha jisme
600 log sawar the?
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Baad me pata chala k
Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha...

Ek sadak pe khelti hui chhoti ldki se
maine puchha...
tum school kyu nahi jaati .
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to usne muje bdi khoobsurti se
jwab
diya..
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meri marzi nahi jaati..tere baap ka
kya jata hai.

Good evng my swt frnd..
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Hmm...

Kuch b to nai

Gud evening... M doing nothing . U tell ?

Very gud morning chashmish

i m fine.. Hows u ?

Hello..Surbhi Good evng..
How much weight u hv....?
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Pulicly nai btaaunga

Jeene de zalim abi mene dekha hi kya hai

Mene kaha k tujhpe marne wale .. Tujhpe na marke chullu bhar pani main doob jaae

Main q maru mera tujhpe marne ka koi plan nahi hai

Pagal hain sab.. Jo tujhpe marte hai.. Is se acha chullu bhar pani main doob k mar le

Hahah... Tera dost hun to aisa hi hounga na

Tuney shakal abi dekhi hi kaha hai.. Bewjaah tukke mar rahi h

Main kab roya

Itna mt hasa kar .. Dant ir jaaenge