xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000]
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:hmm::rofl:English is a crazy language:hot::hee:
:@ LETS FACE IT:rofl:
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.:spin:
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?:spin:
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?:spin:
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.:spin:
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?:spin:
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.:rofl:
Life is too short to be serious…:hmm:
:hee:laugh as much as you can:smile::rofl:
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Chitra39 12 years ago oky sis:)
abi mai ja rahi hu:)
have a good day
enjoy the picnik
Chitra39 12 years ago mai tho thik hu:)
aap kaise ho sir:)
and aaj chutti enjoy tho kar rahi ho na
Chitra39 12 years ago tune aaj poucha nahi:o:o
kaisa hai madam ji:o
Chitra39 12 years ago [size=14]
Utho Aalsio or
desh ka kuch bhala karo
.
.
.
.
Accha Aap ho…
Sorry,
Aap to wapis so jao
usi me desh ka bhala hai:o
“Good Morning“
:sun:
Yasirjadoon 12 years ago ¤*GööD MörñiñG*¤
!!A day that"u"truly deserve!!:)
!!A day as good as "ur"Heart!! :heart:
!!A day as bright as "UR"smile!!:P
&
!!A day as Wonderful as"U WANT"!!:o
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HaVe A NiCe DaY
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TaKe CaRe :heart: :heart: :heart:
xnirx 12 years ago ☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/31/a175c06db9bed466531bf9136bd8abb0.gif[/img],★*”*★,
[/size][/color][color=#c20000]The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
,★*”*★,[img]http://j6.tagstat.com/image04/8/d1e8/000r053Cd7E.jpg[/img],★*”*★,
[/b][/size][/color][color=#d09537]We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.123friendster.com/en/friendship/385.gif[/img],★*”*★,
[/size][/color][color=#c20000]We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.:P
,★*”*★,[img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/04/88719/887191.jpg[/img],★*”*★,
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:hee:If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?:o
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:hee::rofl:Understand!:hee::rofl:
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xnirx 12 years ago
Chitra39 12 years ago
Yasirjadoon 12 years ago