nir794 10 years ago kaha chalu:hee:
accha dekho ye pad k danth nikalye h ya nhi:p
Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye......
Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha.:hee:
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.:rofl:
Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya.:hee:
Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?:spin::hee:
Sharmaji Very Serious.:o:o
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!:mad:
Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette:rofl:
Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...:hmm:
Sharmaji's another deadly solution::shy2:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette:rofl:
Interviewer:-Stupid:L:hmm:
Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution…:shy2:
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP)
Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..:hmm:
Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna..:spin:
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”:p:p
Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…:$
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”:$:rofl:
Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.:dance2:
Sharma ji can sell anything...:thumb:
:shh::hee::rofl:
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We are Human.
We are not Perfect.
We are Alive.
We try Things.
We make Mistakes.
We Stumble.
We fall.
We get Hurt.
We rise Again.
We try Again.
We keep Learning.
We keep Growing.
And....
We are thankful for
this priceless opportunity
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Death is not the
biggest fear we have;
Our biggest fear is taking
the risk to be alive
The risk to be alive and
:)express what we really are:)
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We Are Born Without Anything
But We Die With Our Name...
So
That Name Must
Not Be A Word only,
It Must Be A
:)History....:)
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nir794 10 years ago mere dimag ka khopri bilkul khali:rofl:
areee y'r copy pest:$:rofl:
ye last wala pad k muskra k so jao:hee:
Honn main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,
apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!:(:p:p:rofl:
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nir794 10 years ago [size=18]
dost teri dosti itni pyari,
teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari.
Kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari,
to chal ab good night bolne ki teri bari!
:p:hee::rofl:
nir794 10 years ago kuch nahi:rofl:
may chala sone me..raat 1 bajgaya ...long day waits...:L
gn.sd.tc sabeen:note:
nir794 10 years ago
aur bahoot kuch:rofl:
pahle ye batao ye admi ye kia klarraha h:p
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nir794 10 years ago thats nice:p:p
ab gb me baat karo ..aur kal dlt kardena:p:p:rofl:
nir794 10 years ago