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xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! :rofl:Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :hee::p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst:mad: Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell:hmm::hot::@ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life…. :D[img]http://i2.tagstat.com/image07/c/8ae0/00ih055z8Hw.jpg[/img]:smile:[img]http://i4.tagstat.com/image07/8/c06c/00np0526c1I.gif[/img]:) [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :smile:SMILING EVENING:D ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! m fine bro n yo:o [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮:heart:╰❤╮☆╰♡╮ whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ??? [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] BECAUSE..............[/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] -shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd… -shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë… -shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk… -shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë… -shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs, bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ… -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë… -shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ, ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ... -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl… -shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër… -shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ… ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës, bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër… äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤ sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] BECAUSE.............. they are the priceless creation by GOD:) [b][color=#c20000][size=18] dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!! :note:ZZZZZzzzzzzz:sleeping: ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮:heart:╰❤╮☆╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]