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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl: [img]http://on1.picsrc.net/images/ytibu/4cc85e4848096bbd018b4de72081c15c.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:P [img]http://www.myrecados.com/Imagens/Engracadas/images/f8.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!:hee: [img]http://im32.gulfup.com/vcL2g.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :smile:SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :shy2:good night:sleeping: :hee: [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image07/d/b040/004i054Pr10.gif[/img]:rofl: ╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ♣◀♥▶☆:heart:☆◀♥▶♣ ☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/48/db43aa3428faf1e3fda05eb3e244bac3.jpg[/img] :shy2:Benefits Of Hugging:shy2: ▶Reduces heart disease◀ ▶ Diminishes stress◀ ▶ Promotes longevity ◀ ▶ Strengthens social ties◀ ▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀ ▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀ :hee:Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally:hee: [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image09/4/7fa0/00qe050t7-w.jpg[/img] ♣True Love is like a pillow♣ ♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣ ♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣ ♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣ ╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮ :pSpend $.2 buy a Pillow:p [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://img1.sendscraps.com/se/058/020.jpg[/img] ♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥ ♥just put a side ur egos♥ ♥hug each other & say♥ [/size][/color] [b][color=#c20000][size=18] ♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥ [img]http://www.v-i-pics.com/daynightwishes/weekend/weekend06/weekend000346vipics.jpg[/img] ♣◀♥▶☆:heart:☆◀♥▶♣ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[color=#2746ff][size=18]"U know Y people say dat U can't sleep when U r in Love? [b][color=#c20000][size=18][b][color=#c20000][size=18] Coz.. 4 the 1st time in ur life U wil find sUmthng realy more beautiful dan ur dreams.." [/b][/size][/color] [color=#a0e289][size=18]GOOD NIGHT :note::heart::sleeping: [/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰☆╮╰☆╮♥:heart:♥╰☆╮╰☆╮ THIS IS FUNNY[/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!! :p:spin::hee::rofl::spin::p [/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dcpics/dc-512.jpg[/img] :smile:Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.:smile: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://myimagesworld.com/media/_kisses_6_gif_50da8cd4c73560_gif_50da8cd61c2559_gif_50def67f7b6e8.jpg[/img] :PU r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness:P [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] [img]http://www.comment365.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hghgffdfdfdxg2.jpg[/img] :shy2:Be as happy as possible:note: vhai kaha tuu:mad::( ╰☆╮╰☆╮♥:heart:♥╰☆╮╰☆╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ---♥♡☆:heart:☆♡♥--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Friendship isn't about chilling out together doing common things, its about when you're in disappointment, they'll be there for you...[/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] [img]http://image.orkutmax.com//orkut/friendship/73.gif[/img] To know your true friends is actually simple. Just remember who lift you when you fall. That's friendship all about...[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] [img]http://image.orkutmax.com//orkut/friendship/72.gif[/img] We r born Alone, we leave Alone, we die Alone, Through our love & friendship can we create the illusion for a moment that we r not Alone...?[/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] [img]http://image.orkutmax.com//orkut/justforyou/3.gif[/img] I want our Relationship to b like Tom n Jerry, no matter how many times we fight, we won't be apart...![/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://image.orkutmax.com//orkut/i_mis_you_scrap/28.gif[/img] Its ok to cry in a hard situation that you are going thru, but you cant spend the rest of your life crying, so wipe them and move on...:) [img]http://image.orkutmax.com//orkut/goodnight/11.gif[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18]vhai:heart: ---♥ ♡☆ :heart: ☆♡ ♥--- [/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other: -The Sooner The Better. -Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai. -Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. -Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. -Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. -Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal -Fight For Your Rights. -Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai. -As Wise As An Owl. -Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha:mad: :spin: :p:hee::rofl: