Elle55 12 years ago Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher’s husband called for
breakfast.
Jeff couldn’t believe it, but quickly took the breakfast
to the couple’s room. When the man opened the
door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was
wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess,
and there were scratches all over his chest, arms
and legs.
“My goodness sir, what happened to you?” Jeff
asked, fearing the worst. “Did you have a fight?”
The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied,
“No. Son, when you marry be sure it’s to a school
teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth
voice saying, ‘We’re going to do this over, and
over, and over again, until we get it right’.”
Elle55 12 years ago Three couples got married and spent their
honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were
all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse.
Jeff showed them to their room, all the while
thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known
to be hot to trot.”
The second man married a telephone operator.
Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to
himself, “Wow, he’s one lucky dude. Telephone
operators have such sexy voices and once you
pop that top button.. Va-voom.”
The third man married a school teacher.
Jeff showed them to their room and thought to
himself, “Poor sap. She may be pretty, but
teachers are way too frigid.”
At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to
work. He expected the teacher’s husband to call for
breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two
wouldn’t call until much later in the day.
The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse’s
husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up
to the room and when the husband opened the
door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man’s
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely
combed.
“Sir, what happened?” asked Jeff. “You married a
nurse.”
“Son, don’t ever marry a nurse,” the man sourly
replied. “All I heard last night was her nagging
voice saying, ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not
sanitary’.”
The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it
was the telephone operator’s husband calling for
breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as
possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff
stepped back in shock. The man’s hair was neatly
combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.
“What happened?” Jeff asked with surprise.
“Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as
their voices.”
“Son, don’t ever marry a telephone operator,” the
man groaned. “All I heard last night was her nasal
voice saying, ‘Your three minutes are up, your
three minutes are up’.”
Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher’s
husband would be calling at any moment.
Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher’s husband called for
breakf
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